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Olive Oil Boy

But if I had a kid, I’d want her

to be Palestinian all the way.

I always say I’m not

going to be a slave to a baby

for what, ten years, twenty?

But if I was going to be a slave to anyone,

I’d want it to be a Palestinian baby.

After my sister had a kid,

she spent a good five years

pestering my partner and me to have one,

calling us selfish not to. (Rude.)

That always broke my brain.

Selfish to whom? The world, she said,

as if the world wanted anything

from me.

Having kids is gay, I thought to say,

in the 90s way. (Not queer as in free

Palestine—)

Kidding, I’d say,

though I experimented once

with an Olive Garden breadstick . . .

I can picture my kid’s

cringing face reading that.

I’m going to miss that.