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Go Jump in a Snake Pit

You dirty sick pervert. Don’t you dare

Eat my sherbet. Could you be less observant?

I’d rather drink detergent. End all my estrangements!

Make it rain antidepressants. You watch me like a television set.

You tourniquet, hold on far too hard. Your bed is wet.

Your logic is see-through as a mosquito net. I’m not

The only one you make upset. To watch you drown

in the sea of debt would be perfect. Any poet

that claims to be an academic has been educated

beyond their own intelligence. A trainwreck

is far more pleasant. Your anus is a heinous pheasant.