Daily Bafflements

• Fact: every single time you put the word “bespoke” into a Google News search you will be rewarded with something ridiculous. Today in Bespoke: this press release-as-news-article, headlined “Hope of Rolls Royce to make a bespoke picnic basket.”

• Trickster James O’Keefe: still at it; still a very silly person.

• The Denver Post reports on a spike in cases of children showing up at pediatric emergency rooms after accidentally eating pot cookies.

• Some selections from “MarxFeed” (Marxist BuzzFeed): “21 Opiates of the Masses, Defined,” and “Should You Actually Have the Means of Production?”