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Fresh Hell

The Baffler

October 06, 2023

Your bones in our chimney.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

September 29, 2023

Get used to it, Hitler.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

September 22, 2023

Why do fools fall in lava?

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

September 15, 2023

Jah would not approve.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

September 08, 2023

Nothing happened, Nessie is a hoax, and there’s no such thing as ghosts.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

August 25, 2023

See how you like it, domesticator.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

August 18, 2023

Even in the future nothing works.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

August 11, 2023

The Grammy-nominated pop star behind “Ur So Gay” does not care about you.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

August 04, 2023

The best offense is a delightful senior citizen with a well-stocked pantry.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

July 28, 2023

If only we had a shell.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

July 14, 2023

We're not monsters.

Fresh Hell

The Baffler

July 07, 2023

“You gotta slow this motherfucker down. You understand? I almost spilled my Cognac on this $200 suit.”