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The Baffler,  December 29, 2015

Daily Bafflements

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• According to the Washington Post, Robert Atkinson of the Information Technology and Innovation Foundation is, touchingly, “worried that books by people such as [Baffler contributing editor] Astra Taylor will create a thought contagion that will infect Washington policymaking.” Here are some of her ideas, Washington policymakers, if you’re reading! Tech punditry is “simplification with an undercurrent of sexism”; there’s a difference between “‘free’ as in beer” and “‘free’ as in serfdom”; and imagine a world where finance “invested in the community instead of always sucking money out.” You’re welcome.

• Celebrities such as Kim Kardashian are now “Living and Breathing Intellectual Property,” by Silicon Valley decree. The “personalization of media” is an “enduring trend”: 

Games like Glu’s megahit Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and the recently released Katy Perry Pop are made to mirror real life rather than a fictional story, and will be constantly refreshed and extended indefinitely . . . We’re looking to turn these games into permanent services.

That’s right, “services.”

• Evgeny Morozov and Baffler editor in chief John Summers are in Salon, discussing love, Ayn Rand, and “drinking the liberal Kool-Aid of global philanthropy.”

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Further Reading

 November 9

There was no quibbling over what item on the menu might be more digestible---Virginia voters just carted off the whole buffet.

 November 10

Yesterday’s twin reports on Roy Moore and Louis CK remind us that sexual assault and women’s inequality are still everyone’s problem.