Jason Arias is the illustrator and art director for The Baffler’s website. In the past, he’s eaten many lunches at Scientific AmericanCondé NastNewsweek, and with his design heroes George Tscherny, Paul Sahre, and Oliver Munday. He is a former World Graphic Design Foosball Champion, a title which Sallie Mae will not accept in lieu of payment. He now eats lunch in Providence, RI—a place that regrets paying Milton Glaser $5M for the slogan “Cooler and Warmer.” They can’t all be “I <3 NY,” right?