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The Corbyn Cult

Sam Kriss

October 05, 2017

Why did British journalist Alexander Scissors-Tremendously vanish from his room at the Labour Party Conference?

The Fatberg Cometh

Sam Kriss

September 21, 2017

On September 4, Princess Catherine announced her third child. It took eight days. By September 12, a titanic fatberg had been found under London.

The Gray Place

Sam Kriss

September 07, 2017

So, you've died with all of humanity in a vast nuclear apocalypse. It was not the madness of your leaders that brought you here.

The Eclipsing of Steve Bannon

Sam Kriss

August 21, 2017

As the moon finally slides on past a wounded sun, the prophecy has been realised, and Bannon is transformed.

The Norwegians Who Mistook Their Bus Seats for Muslims

Sam Kriss

August 09, 2017

The enemy is hiding, building its armies, gathering its strength, in the most terrifying place possible: in non-existence.

Shrinking the President

Sam Kriss

July 28, 2017

You sit the President of the United States down on a nice little chair, and he sprawls there, and he talks to you.

Justin Trudeau and his Socks

Sam Kriss

July 10, 2017

Woke bae Justin Trudeau, who had been transcendent in his socks, hid away from his creature’s-feet.