Chris Stroffolino

Everyone in my photo collection Looks as if they’re saying “Don’t point that thing at me” So I screen all calls from friends But answer when salesmen and creditors call To indulge my many hang-ups I write polite letters to Tommy Hilfiger Imploring him to make more baggy ...

If there wasn’t this interference I could make myself perfectly clear and the one who wants such clarity would certainly be happy if statues could be happy and maybe they can (laughter) because each one of us has to identify with a statue sometimes (or else there’d be no ...