Bernadette Mayer

To a Politician   Your penis is homeless  You are covered with as many warts as the lies you’ve told You pat maggots on their backs Your syphilitic mouth sucks the slugs from the irradiated cocks of your cohorts This gives a bad name to syphilis, if I mention it in ...

Phil and I went to one of the marts and bought a rug like we’re supposed to only thing is it’s purple, we’re not married, the rug is the wrong size and my name is Bernadette

If I told you once I told you a thousand times we’re not buying it! put it back!