With “barbecue” in one ear and “chips” in the other, that is how a goddess comes
with one calf cramped and a finger up her ass; a goddess comes for twenty minutes
only when the seventh record has been turned over, convinced that laboring
so closely over your face will kill you in a minute, does she relieve herself
with a huffled and casual motherfuck.
The probity of her pussy satisfies all curiosities. “Whatever, baby—let’s try it.”
Doritos might be a distraction but don’t be confused about how they work: you gotta eat.
I said this. I did this, without pseudonym,