Daily Bafflements

• In case you thought our august republic was the only thing currently being ruined by neo-Nazis, there’s also . . . this furry convention.

• As Uber flounders, Lincoln invents its own chauffeur app, in which the customer supplies the car. With your hands free, in the backseat of your own car, feel free to log onto Snapchat (don’t worry, the app’s founder assures that it’s “only for rich people”).

• The Autonomous Space Agency Network can now officially call itself the first organization to boldly go where no man has gone before: to troll Donald Trump from outer space.

• In real (or fake, we can’t tell anymore) news, our friends over at Pacific Standard offer an excellent look at the record of Congressman Tom Marino, who will likely be America’s next drug czar.