Chipper
This is what a prick looks like when they don’t know their father.
Fiction
Columns
Three Stories
March 21, 2025
Who has a wiener here, raise your hands.
Flowers and Their Meanings
March 07, 2025
“‘A yellow rose means infidelity and disloyalty. My heart burns is cactus.’”
Take Three Girls, Make a Witch’s Broom
February 21, 2025
That beach is dead girls.
Jack in the Country
February 07, 2025
“I fell very, very far.”
Nostalgia Act
January 24, 2025
I’m nothing till you say that you want me.
Pray for Q
January 10, 2025
I am trying to establish a consensus reality.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
One more reason to doubt the existence of God.
Holy Beings
December 20, 2024
Now everybody has had sex. Nobody needs to have sex again.
Two Pieces
December 06, 2024
Fuck this noise.
Be a Woman Once, Oh Lord!
November 22, 2024
I am a prisoner of a soul whose doors and windows are shut.
The Insensible Bond is Your Vision
November 08, 2024
What does it matter, all is grace.