Daily Bafflements

The BafflerAugust 20, 2015
British developer Kim Davies stole children's gravestones to commit his crimes against good taste. / Liz West

British developer Kim Davies stole children’s gravestones to commit his crimes against good taste. / Liz West

• Today in plutocrat interior design: one British property developer is under fire for decorating a historic Welsh mansion with the one-hundred-fifty-year-old gravestones of small children, culled from a nearby cemetery. Kim Davies faces fines of up to £300,000 for cementing the stones to the mansion’s interior walls and paving a patio with them.

• Stuart Whatley takes on the social-media acrobatics of the current presidential primary, and the swooning of the news media to cover each candidate’s latest Vine video or Instagram photo, citing Evgeny Morozov’s Baffler no. 27 salvo on the failures of tech criticism.

• Speaking of tech criticism, re/code offers the latest take on Google’s rebranding as “Alphabet”: it’s hard to get old in Silicon Valley. As much as we feel for Larry and Sergey, it’s much harder to get old without their piles of money, so we’re happy to point out that organized labor is slowly rolling into the Valley, from Apple bus drivers to digital media companies like Gawker, Salon, and now Vice.

• After waiting with bated breath through weeks of Trump-related news, we’ve finally heard more on the platform of futurist presidential candidate Zoltan Istvan. In a Huffington Post op-ed, Istvan describes his “transhumanist” campaign platform and the coffin-shaped “Immortality Bus” he plans to drive across America to raise awareness for policies that support radical life-extension research. Says Istvan,

We believe in the 21st century everybody has a universal right to a happy and indefinite lifespan, regardless of their heritage, age, or income. Our goal is not only to make your life and the lives of your loved ones better, but to do this for all the people on Earth.