There are plenty of examples of terrible political fan fiction out there. What this contest presupposes is: maybe it doesn’t have to suck? Or, you know, it could, just in a different way. Whether you make us laugh or turn us on, you’ve got 2,500 words to impress us.

Judges are award-winning erotica author Tiffany Reisz and New York Times bestselling author Andrew Shaffer. Winner will be published on the site and receive a $500 cash prize. Deadline for submission is August 31.

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