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Emile was a paralegal. He knew he’d be a lawyer someday, he’d move up and become a lawyer, with his own office and. . .
my man was committed
to an asylum as a child
wild thing fungal
thought. . .
The Final Lesson
The men standing in the moonlight on that narrow porch represented the best of Bucyrus–the mayor, Colonel Hank. . .
Woke bae Justin Trudeau, who had been transcendent in his socks, hid away from his creature’s-feet.
Would the Holocaust have happened if Moe Howard was Chancellor of Germany? The Gulag, if Stalin was swapped out for Stan Laurel?
Your friend has a new girlfriend. So what? Stop worrying about your little boys' club and grow the fuck up.